“Two and a Half Assholes” star Charlie Sheen is launching a new line of retro/rockabilly/bowling shirts. Target demographic: aging white males with a taste for tasteless sluts. From the New York Daily News:
Agoya shell buttons, retro patterns and contrasting color combos make up the look of the tees. Want one? It’ll set you back anywhere from $59 to $79.
Sheen showed off his collection at the MAGIC tradeshow in Las Vegas Tuesday. “I love the look and feel of the DaVinci pieces,” he said in a statement. “The retro designs exude a sense of cool, smooth, yet effortless style.”
In a fitting twist, “cool, smooth, yet effortless” also describes Sheen’s methods for disposing of dead hookers’ bodies. What a pro! Where does he get all that lye?
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2 and half men is awesome and so does charlie why do’nt all you haters back the fuck off
this is better one!
here is just the url:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/doodlemarks/t-shirts/6893237-1-sheenis-envy
This site has the best sheen shirts: Funny Shirts
Or you can save a ton of money and get tee shirts instead. Check out sheenandshirts.com to see his latest and greatest in this celebrity roller coaster ride.
They may find better deals on similar Rockabilly Retro Bowling shirts at
http://www.goodlifeshirts.com
Two and a half men is AWESOME, I didn’t start watching unti;l last year but It’s great that they have so many reruns to watch whenever possible, funny as hell
Wow you dorks need to get a life its sad how angry you are about a tv show??….ahh its fake duh …lol internet tough guys…
DaVinci Shirts designer Christopher Wicks teamed up with Charlie Sheen to create the signature line which is of retro casual shirts inspired by 1950s rockabilly culture. There is a great site that has the collection at http://www.CharlieSheenShirtsSite.com
The shirt style has been around much longer than Charlie and has obviously got some appeal to some.
This style shirt rocks, and the ladies love em.
wtf bunch of fucking Knobs two and a half men is awesome bet this is a 2bit dennise richards site isn’t it
No fucking way Charlie Sheen said “exude”
charlie’s a bit slow on the up take, didnt swingers hit theaters in 1996?
Fuck man, new blog and shit.
This is cool, maybe I can get established here before those psycho Filmdrunk and Durdenites get here. Okay, first joke for the site, better make it good: “Which is the shirt he wore when he buys hookers?”
Whew.
nothing screams dead hooker in my trunk like one of charlies shitty bowling shirts.
Each shirt comes included with a room key to the Days Inn on Sunset Blvd.
Dude it’s cool, he has a shot at banging Ferris Beuller’s sister.
A lot of people don’t know that “Two and a Half Assholes” actually stars Denise Richards’ vagina.
First Davinci’s name was linked to that dopey book/movie and now this shit. I’m abandoning my plan to become a Renaissance genius.
looks like one of Chet’s shirts
What Cosmo Kramer started, Charlie Sheen finishes.
Because nothing tells a hooker “you better get my money up-front” quite like a bowling shirt.
Isn’t calling this show “Two and a Half Men” being waaaay too generous?
Does it automatically reduce your intelligence by 90% like when you’re watching that show?
“Two And A Half Men” is for people who couldn’t grasp the complexities of “My Two Dads”.
“aging white males with a taste for tasteless sluts.”
I’ll take three!
Sounds like a great gift for my father – he likes to dress up before hitting the half-priced buffet Wednesday nights at the indian casino