JIMMY KIMMEL’S GOT A DIRTY MIND
02.27.09Calista Flockhart was on Jimmy Kimmel last night, and Kimmel had a Freudian slip of sorts when he asked her to set the clip up. Only he didn’t say “clip,” if you know what I mean. Wink, wink. Hell, if you don’t get what I’m saying just watch the video. It’s there for a reason.
It was even worse later on when he said, “I read Madame Ovary over Labia Day weekend, and I just didn’t think it was up to muff.” How embarrassing!
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As long as they don’t trot out that stupid dancing baby.
My mind would wander too if I had to speak with Calista Flockhart.
Calista’s Joker-esqe smile kinda looks like a vagina, so maybe that’s where he got it from.
Man that’s hysterical. Of course I’m 14 but whatever.
does that make the clit ring go in the corner of her mouth? or her nose… i’m scared/confused/turned on right now… (elementary school all over again.)
“I cun’t believe I just said that. Twat was I thinking? This show is a labia of love.”
We’d see her ass when she leans over… if she had one.
If she had any wits about her, when he said “I’ll be under the desk” she would have said “you should be looking under the hood.”
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week.
Damn Freudian slips. I’m sure what he meant to say was “cunt.”