Comments on: NOOOOOOOO!!! MASTURBATING BEAR RETIRED http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired A much better television blog than you deserve Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:36:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: I Have No Avatar http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired/comment-page-1#comment-174 I Have No Avatar Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:16:19 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=27#comment-174 Wait a minute! Having a bear masturbating is inappropriate? What the fuck do you call Jimmy Kimmel Live? That bear's been masturbating for the entire run! Wait a minute! Having a bear masturbating is inappropriate? What the fuck do you call Jimmy Kimmel Live? That bear’s been masturbating for the entire run!

]]> By: I Have No Avatar http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired/comment-page-1#comment-173 I Have No Avatar Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:13:32 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=27#comment-173 Fun Fact: The Bear pictures Heath Ledger when he jerks it. Fun Fact: The Bear pictures Heath Ledger when he jerks it.

]]> By: whowillsexmutombo? http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired/comment-page-1#comment-9 whowillsexmutombo? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:37:04 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=27#comment-9 whenever I masturbate bear, they never call me the next day. I am such a dirty whore. whenever I masturbate bear, they never call me the next day. I am such a dirty whore.

]]> By: PUNTE http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired/comment-page-1#comment-8 PUNTE Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:26:24 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=27#comment-8 I usually leave my socks on. Does that count as masturbating bare? I usually leave my socks on. Does that count as masturbating bare?

]]> By: whowillsexmutombo? http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/02/noooooooo-masturbating-bear-retired/comment-page-1#comment-7 whowillsexmutombo? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:23:47 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=27#comment-7 Masturbating bears are inappropriate? They never seem to mind watching ME touch myself. Then again, when I pleasure myself in front of the bears, they're safely shielded by their cage at the zoo. Masturbating bears are inappropriate? They never seem to mind watching ME touch myself.

Then again, when I pleasure myself in front of the bears, they’re safely shielded by their cage at the zoo.

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