PEOPLE WATCHING MORE TV THAN EVER
02.24.09
A new study by Nielsen reports that TV viewing among Americans is at the highest point ever — a staggering 151 hours a month. That’s five hours A DAY. Ugh, you people disgust me. Four of those hours better be while you’re on the treadmill, fatty!
According to the report, [the] average viewer watches 151 hours of TV each month, which is a record and up from 140 hours in 3Q 2008 and from 145 hours in 4Q 2007. Internet (2:53 per month) and mobile viewing (3:42) were on the rise as well.
The reason for the rise in viewership, according to me: lots more people without jobs. And also “Rock of Love Bus.” Bret’s really gonna find the right girl this time, I can feel it! Wait, no. That’s just a cold sore.

Fun Fact: Sex with Televisions is illegal in Bermuda
Bret Michaels is easily my favorite person on any reality TV show.
Of course, the stats have been completely skewed by Justin R. Thomas, 19, of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, who just sits around on the couch all day watching Law & Order re-runs and expecting a job to come find HIM.
I think I speak for everyone when I say “Justin, you lazy fuck, get out there and make something of yourself.”
ive been watching 4 hours of rock of love bus solely to see if bret michaels weave falls out
Television – Teacher, Mother… Secret lover