SNL DIGITAL SHORT: I’M ON A BOAT
02.09.09Bradley Cooper, AKA “the jerky guy from Wedding Crashers,” hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, ostensibly to promote He’s Just Not That Into You, which I beg you not to watch. He was okay, I suppose, if not exactly Mr. Megawatt T. Starpower.
The highlight from the show, unsurprisingly, was another digital short starring Andy Samberg, T-Pain, and some scraggly white guy that cool TV bloggers are supposed to be able to identify if they want to establish some credibility. Akiva Somebody. Fine, I’ll look it up. Akiva Schaffer. There. You happy? Man I’m awesome at my new job.
Anyway, three years after “Lazy Sunday” and it’s pretty clear that Andy Samberg will never be a movie star… but damn that boy was born to make nerdcore hip-hop videos. We all have a calling, I suppose.

I bet Cooper goes onto bigger things Uff, mark it down
I thought Andy Sandberg was great until he did Uncle Nicky. Huh?
Well shit, if you’re running around with your pants down, I’m gonna take off my shirt and cut myself. Law has not yet found this place.
Oh my god I found the secret website! *runs around with pants down*
Once when I was little I went to the circus and there was this pony who could bounce balls off his head. That was his trick. Bouncing balls off his head.
Samberg has something in common with that pony…