snoop-dogg

“Yo girl you got some nice tizzles”

Next week, MTV will air the first episode of “Dogg After Dark,” a new variety show hosted by Snoop Dogg. Beginning February 17th at 9:00 p.m., lucky viewers will get to see Snoop host a blend of interviews, sketch comedy, music, and blatant whoring for his new album and its cross-promotion deal with the video game Rock Band.

Says the Doggfather:

“When [MTV Networks president] Van Toffler and I sat down Boss to Boss, a global quintuple threat takeover was masterminded. As the world of entertainment keeps changing, we felt it was the right time to let Snoop Dogg back on MTV so we could continue to run thangs with music, movies, DVDs and bring Hip-Hop to Rock Band. So screw ya wigz on tight and tune in on Tuesday nights for the first step to the next level of Snoop D-O double G.  Dogg after Dark is the only nightclub tv show hosted by you know who.  So take a journey with me through the mind, body, soul and musical mind state of the most prolific, authentic game spitter. And tha sh*t is funny, so show me da money!”

Like most white people, I find this former drug-dealing gang member pretty adorable and endearing.  But I’d still rather have my genitals attacked by a pack of angry pit bulls than watch anything on MTV.