THE SADDEST TATTOO IN AMERICA
02.23.09
Megan Hauserman is a former Playboy Cybergirl who won the the third season of “Beauty and the Geek” before gorging on the teat of VH1 — she competed in “Rock of Love: Season 2,” “I Love Money,” and “Rock of Love Charm School.”
In other words, she’s just the kind of scholar and patriot that upstanding young Americans should be getting tattooed on their upper arms.
[This] is, from what we understand, a very real expression of one man’s love for VH1’s own Megan Hauserman. At last, fan behavior that out-does the ridiculousness of reality TV! This is where we’re progressing as a viewership, people. The owner of this fine inkwork is one Eddie who lives in Estero, Florida (per his MySpace). Megan tells us that he owns two Lily-esque Chihuahuas named, of course, Lily and Megan. Frankly, she seems thrilled to have a dog named after her. Go figure.
I appreciate Eddie’s honesty. He knows who he is, what his expectations in life are. Big-name talented celebrities are out of his stalking league. Even Playboy centerfolds are a little too good for him. But that one girl who got naked on the Web and was on all those reality shows? That’s a woman he can really get a restraining order from.
[via Best Week Ever]

When asked why he chose Megan. Eddie replied that it was a coin flip between her and New York. Good thing it landed heads.
Eddie asked that the tattoo artist use a hepatitis-infected needle to make it more realistic.
You meet the best people on myspace…
Oh boy, another installment of “Germany or Florida”.
the really sad thing is that she closes her eyes when he jerks off.
It’s the cash tucked in her bikini top that really makes the tat. I’m guessing they’re singles.
Sleeveless hoodie? I never woulda’ guessed.
It’ll look much better when you see it on “Cops” with his kick ass northern Florida farmers tan.
Florida. The further north you go, the deeper south you get.
i bet her snatch is at the elbow bend, that way he can stuff his knob in there and flex for the furious solo sex he’s no doubt become so accustomed to.
I want to rent a van and hunt this person down. For real.
Ufford, rock of love is boring, please cover Tool Academy.
When can we login with our uproxx account?
Hey I can’t believe my new tattoo showed up on this site!….wait a minute you guys suck!
That tatt is SO BOSS!!!
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I find it entirely more interesting if you know what her tits and kitty look like.
whoa, whoa, whoa….you’re telling me Eddie ISN’T from Ohio? Did he move from Ohio to Florida when he was young or something?