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02.24.09 ‘TOP MODEL’ IS LOWERING ITS STANDARDS

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The CW will let Tyra Banks out of her padded room of mirrors to begin casting for the 13th iteration of “America’s Next Top Model” (cycle 12 begins March 4th – yay), and there are new requirements that all the contestants must be too short to actually model.  Makes sense.

[The first ]12 cycles [had] a minimum height requirement of 5’7” – matching the industry standard [...] For the first time in the show’s history, girls must be 5’7” and under in order to become America’s Next Top Model.

“There have been top supermodels in the past that weren’t as tall as the industry demands, like fashion icon Kate Moss,” said Banks. [Ed. Note: Kate Moss is 5'7"] “So we are changing up ‘Top Model’ for cycle 13 and making it a year for the shorter model!”

In other words, all the pretty girls who were tall enough have either already been on the show or have too much self-esteem.  But that’s a good call by Tyra and the CW, encouraging short models to dream big.  I understand the fashion industry is filled with friendly, open people who want to accommodate women of all different body types.  Or spite-filled gay minions of Satan.  I get those two mixed up.  Whatever, I’m sure they’ll do great!

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There are 13 comments about:
‘TOP MODEL’ IS LOWERING ITS STANDARDS

February 24th, 2009 at 9:10 am
wehavehair says:

Cycle 14 = girls who weigh more than 92 pounds

February 24th, 2009 at 9:13 am
LCPL on the move says:

“America’s Next Top Spinners”?

February 24th, 2009 at 9:16 am
PUNTE says:

That picture gives me an odd combination of arousal and claustrphobia.

February 24th, 2009 at 9:24 am
whowillsexmutombo? says:

in an effort to compete, MyNetworkTV will be airing “America’s next great thinker”, where 12 massively brain damaged teens compete for a full scholarship to Harvard. Tune in for the drama. And the drooling!

February 24th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Otto Man says:

I hear the winner will be selected by a panel of judges from the Lollipop Guild.

February 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Taco_JOnes says:

5′7 and under, 5′7 and up…those 5′7 girls have all the luck.

February 24th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Allan Stokke says:

More like America’s Next “ehh” Model amirite?

February 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

Producers got tired of girls who were tall enough to have their face reflected in Tyra’s forehead

February 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Pastafarian says:

Girls under 5′7″ are easier to get into your trunk.

February 24th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
moo says:

Lower standards=anal

February 25th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Nenen says:

Please check out this Model was payd high rate at this point of time. So if you wish to become a model pleasecheck out this video youtube.com/watch?v=KdH22MFN1zo&feature=channel_page or go to http://www.antonovstars.com/

February 25th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Leapin_Lizards says:

Boy did you ever come to the right place Nenen. If there’s one place where you’ll find model candidates it’s a sarcastic blog’s forum. We’re all women over 5′7″ though – is that OK?

July 31st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
aliceinwonderland says:

what about girls who weigh more than 125 lbs.?

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