EW’s Michael Ausiello revealed the first photo of the cast of the Sci Fi’s new “Stargate: Universe.” As you can see, it will star Robert Carlyle, Lou Diamond Phillips, the Asian chick from Street Fighter: The Movie, and… uhh… the guy… who was in that one thing, you know? And Whatshisface — always wears a shirt?
Here are those names now (again, in no particular order): Robert Carlyle, Lou Diamond Phillips, Justin Louis, Brian J. Smith, Elyse Levesque, David Blue, Alaina Huffman, Jamil Walker Smith, and Ming-Na…
SG:U, which is being billed as the edgier cousin to Stargate Atlantis and Stargate SG-1, debuts this fall.
Ooooh!!! Edgier than “Stargate SG-1″??? But that one had MacGyver! Well, I guess Richard Dean Anderson is busy with something else now. Probably some ultimate spin-off. “Law & Order: SGU.” It’s like Timecop, but without Van Damme!
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Studio Exec #1: “The problem with Stargate Atlantis is that it was too specific a location!”
Studio Exec #2: “Hmm…where can we set this show? Somewhere less specific…hmmmm”
/door kicks open
/Michael Bay walks in
“Y’all better blow up somebodddddyyyyy!”
Studio Exec #1: “Oh fuck, is it 4:45 already? Let’s just call it Stargate Universe”
/drains Bay’s balls
You see what I’m talking about?
How the fuck does BSG only last for four seasons, but that fucking Stargate shit now has THREE shows? Is everyone in America this fucking retarded? Wait, don’t answer that…
Is it okay if I still don’t watch it even after every geek says it’s the best written show on television and that one Cyborg is hot and now it’s finally going off the air.
I thought it was gonna be SyFy or something like that. Wasn’t it supposed to be better? Another Stargate show?
Keep up the good work SyFy!
Begbie disnae look too fuckin’ excited about this.
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Toonces has more starpower than anyone else in that photo.
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I’m always amazed by TV’s ability to spin shit into more shit. Of course, I’m still waiting for the Cleavland Show to spin off from Family Guy, so maybe I should shut my pie hole.