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03.24.09 BUCKLE UP, WE’RE GOIN’ TO AWESOME TOWN

I come to you today, dear readers, as a lowly blogger — a man unworthy to present this majestic piece of artistic perfection.  And though I am burdened with a message for which I haven’t the right words, I must trudge forth and introduce this clip all the same.

This is, quite simply, the greatest security footage in the history of mankind.  No exceptions.  I dare only describe it as: Drunk man breaks into liquor store.  Hilarity ensues. May it touch your soul and lift your spirits the same way it has mine.

[thanks to Videogum and truTV]

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There are 38 comments about:
BUCKLE UP, WE’RE GOIN’ TO AWESOME TOWN

March 24th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
AEVC again says:

That magnificent bastard deserves his own show. He looks kind of indestructible.

March 24th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Smello says:

That. Was. Awesome.

Although, I have to ask; how is it that he didn’t break his neck when he landed on his head?

March 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Jimbee says:

Almost as funny as the first time I saw it eighteen months ago.

Better bloggers, please.

March 24th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Burnsy says:

Now wipe them Cheetos off the keyboard, Jimbee.

March 24th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

Jimbee is not impressed. Neither is his mom though – she asked him two times to clean up his room!

March 24th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

/gives Jimbee the 1st Annual “Seriously? You’re bitching about a blog post?” Award

March 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Just call me "Bon" says:

Aw man that was great! LOL I would like to see it at full speed with that Benny Hill music! Now THAT would be funny.

My back hurts just seeing him hit those bottles!

Thank you for making me smile today. :)

March 24th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
nana says:

Wow! A stupid, black thief! Whats next? Cold snow?

March 24th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Mike Retro says:

I know that sad fellow, his name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Flroidiot

March 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Mike Retro says:

know that sad fellow, his name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Floridiot

March 24th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
AEVC again says:

*chants* His name is Floridiancrew a.k.a. Floridiot

March 24th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
WhyDoYouAsk says:

@Jimbee: Please have mercy on the rest of us who haven’t had the time to see every video on the interwebs. Things like a job, or having sex, can get in the way of being as awesome as you.

@nana: I get it…black guys are stupid! Ha! Which Improv will you be featured at next month? I want to get my tickets early!!!

March 24th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

I thought this was awesome until Jimbee told me it was old. Now I don’t enjoy it at all.

March 24th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
essequemodeia says:

Oh hai, welcome to the fuckin internet.

March 24th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Omar Little says:

I love the delay between when the ladder falls over, and he comes crashing down onto the shelf. Almost as if he was suspended in the air momentarily.

March 24th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Floridiots manwife Zephyr/ucsc says:

OOOoooOOOOoohhhhhh Floridouche…honeynoy..i’ll wait 4 U my cyberlove!!

March 24th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Matt says:

@Jimbee and assorted H8RZZZ –

Some of us had JOBS before becoming TV bloggers, you know. Like being a sports blogger. (I see your awareness of a single great viral video and raise my encyclopedic knowledge of every skateboarding accident and sports-related nut shot on the Internet.)

March 24th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Mike Retro says:

I did the same thing but I was breaking in to steal tampons. Luckily i had my boogie board on my back (I bring it everywhere) and it helped break my fall.

March 24th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Mike Retro says:

I wasn’t drunk when I fell. I huff paint and glue. I wish my mom made enough money to buy me crack instead.

March 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
smbdap says:

i love this video.

we’ve all been there

March 24th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
johannes says:

this shit is soooo fucking old.

March 25th, 2009 at 3:48 am
Punch Rockgroin says:

Cap’n

Your Internets are old. Please update.

Sincerely,

Fuckfaces

March 25th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Cabinderada says:

That makes my back hurt

March 25th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Gourmet Spud says:

Is that a scene from Ocean’s 0.11?

March 25th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Needs More Cheerleaders says:

This is fucking awesome. My favorite moment is actually at the end when he gets pissed off at the security camera, throws a bottle at it from 2 feet away, and misses.

How did he not completely cut himself to ribbons when he torpedoed the shelf though?

March 25th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Anon says:

Funnier without sound.

March 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
CrabApple says:

If James Bond movies were real, this is how most of the missions would end.

March 25th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Jeff says:

Here ya go “Bon”:

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=UBHxaHGgpV8

March 25th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
motyelnif says:

Saw this like a year ago. Live in the now! Has anyone seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk

March 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
LMAO says:

That poor animal somebody needs to shoot it.

March 25th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Troy O'Leary says:

I love Warming Glow, but the naysayers are in the right on this one. This is like dedicating a post to The Star Wars Kid, or Numa Numa.

I can see your next post already: “Hey guys, have you seen this video? It’s called dramatic chipmunk, but he’s not even a chipmunk! LOL!”

March 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Anonymous says:

Photoshopped.

March 27th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Mnb says:

Anyone notice he takes off his pants half way through?

March 28th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Somebody says:

As a married and employed 32 year old man, I visit espn, si, cnn, netflix, with leather, and warming glow. A grand total of 30 minutes a day, tops. So this shit is new to me, and funny.

So to swarmy internet nerds living in moms basement……fuck off. Comic book guy called and said he wants his act back.

PS – I don’t know what Twittering shit is, but it sounds super fucking gay.

March 30th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Jimbees Mom says:

Jimbee, dont make me tell you a third time!! clean up that room

March 30th, 2009 at 4:19 am
Tomaz says:

Well I have a job, a satisfied wife, three kids, run a business in my spare time and usually only use the internet to look up porn but even I have seen this about 10 times. Still funny though…

April 20th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Gooey says:

Hi Mike!

whatcha wearin?

May 11th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Denno says:

Sorry, how does a drunk alooholic falling and hurting himself “lift your spirits”?

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