03.24.09 BUCKLE UP, WE’RE GOIN’ TO AWESOME TOWN
I come to you today, dear readers, as a lowly blogger — a man unworthy to present this majestic piece of artistic perfection. And though I am burdened with a message for which I haven’t the right words, I must trudge forth and introduce this clip all the same.
This is, quite simply, the greatest security footage in the history of mankind. No exceptions. I dare only describe it as: Drunk man breaks into liquor store. Hilarity ensues. May it touch your soul and lift your spirits the same way it has mine.

That magnificent bastard deserves his own show. He looks kind of indestructible.