housewives_girlkissAs previously reported, “Desperate Housewives” planned to Durst the shark with lesbian kisses between its aging stars, and on Sunday night the big gay smooches finally happened.  The NY Post’s LIVE blog even got us the images, although I’m afraid it may be too edgy and sexy for most readers.

When Susan (Teri Hatcher) invites her boss Jessie (Swoosie Kurtz) over for dinner, Jessie misreads Susan’s intentions and plants a lingering kiss on the housewife.

After, Susan turns to her neighbors for some friendly advice on the touchy subject. Gabby (Eva Longoria Parker) locks lips with Susan – twice – to help demonstrate the difference between an innocent, and an intended, kiss on her confused gal pal.

Oh, no!  My monitor’s fogging up from that steamy, illicit news!  This is hardly the wholesome family entertainment I expect from ABC.  I have no choice now but to boycott “Desperate Housewives.”  By which I mean “continue not watching it.”