GARY BUSEY IS HILARIOUSLY INSANE
03.06.09Comedy Central Insider sent someone to go talk to guests on the red carpet at the roast of Larry the Cable Guy, and the only thing you need to see in order to enjoy the rest of your day is the first forty seconds of this video, in which Gary Busey straightens out the definition of the blog and expounds on our Constitutionally-protected hairstyles.
Busey: I’m from Texas. A blog is a bad hairdo. And if you’re ever ridin’ around with hair like that, you’re gonna be Mr. Blog. But I love it. It’s okay, because the freedom of hair is the freedom of speech, and the freedom of speech is the reason you’re able to buy this camera and make fun of me.
Guy with Camera: [pause] True. True. Good point.
I’m not kidding when I say there is no chance that I would ever have the guts to speak to Gary Busey. I’d crash through a plate glass window to get out of the same room as him. Even if there was a door available. Because that’s what he expects you to do — to use the door.
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sigh. why do you want to write about tv?
Gary Busey tattooed the blueprints of his house all over his body – in case he should ever lock himself inside.
Gary Busey has not only seen things Roy Batty would not believe, he’s eaten most of them too.
BimboKiller: http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?s=account
Gary Busey wrote an unauthorized biography of Gary Busey.
In related news, The Rutger Hauer Experience wants an account.
Is it just me or does it look like the rest of his face is trying to eat his eyeballs?
And on a side note, I have a vagina so all this tech stuff confuses me. Someone tell me how to have a pretty icon and not this ugly bobble head doll thing.
Gary Busey is stalking me, but not because he’s in love with me or obsessed with me. He can smell my fear, and he’ll slice me open and tie me to the hood of his car the moment I least suspect it.
I’m surprised that Busey didn’t make an acronym out of the word Blog.
is it just me or was Drew Barrymore acting like a neglected 5 year old on Jimmy Fallon tonight?
I just came.
Oh sure he’s hilariously insane until he jams a screwdriver into your back. Then who’ll be laughing?
Probably him.
Busey looks like he’s been covered in that synthetic skin that invisible people use when they want to appear regular.
I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end of a dead rhino right now. I shoulda had you get me 3 of these things.
You seem to have a fear of Busey. But you shouldn’t, because he taught us that FEAR means False Emotions Appearing Real. You think about that.