People throw the term “jailbait” around pretty loosely, but it’s important to remember that girls who are younger than 18 aren’t really jailbait unless you stalk them and keep loaded guns, duct tape, zip ties, and love letters in your car.
In a related story, Olympic gymnast and “Dancing with the Star” contestant Shawn Johnson is only 17 and has loyal fans…
A man claiming he was “meant to be” with Shawn Johnson was arrested early Tuesday morning after trying to sneak on to the set of “Dancing With the Stars” …
According to documents filed by Johnson, “The LAPD searched [34-year-old Robert O'Ryan's] vehicle and located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim.”
…O’Ryan told police “He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with her, he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what.”
In O’Ryan’s defense, he left the weapons and all the kidnapping tools in his truck, so it’s not like he was sneaking on to the set to kidnap her. Sure, maybe he had some sexual assault in mind, but I doubt he planned to kidnap her. Yet.
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Hey Tom,
you cant spell ‘scum of the earth’ without ‘cum’.
Which is what I did on your grandmoms wig last night.
Thank you, come again!
Hey look everybody… all the scumbags in the country are on warming glow. You folks are the scum of the earth… found this site surfing… DELETE… you deserve each other… wouldn’t be surprised if the attempted abductor is a regular here
This guy’s from FLORIDA? NO..you DON’T SAY!
She’s a gymnast? Really? Did she eat the fucking pommel horse?
If there was no harpoon, then he was just gonna watch her, not reel her in.
1) She definitely got pretty thick in the britches after the Olympics, huh?
2) It was funny when that idiot judge on Dancing with the Stars kept telling her to be more naughty and to show her dirty side. He apparently had no idea she was 17. For some reason he wasn’t arrested though.
(Got that from the Soup, stop staring at me!)
They only have to be 17 in Illinois. Oh lookit that she’s 17! Yippee!
Lets see duct tape… zip ties…
I thought this post was funny. The guy that does Withleather now did a post on this same story and it sucked. Please start posting on Withleather again. The new guy just isn’t very funny. He tries to incorporate the same type of sick humor but fails miserably.
Very funny, Drew.
Matt, I think you should listen to this educated commenter. He seems like the type that might be into Shawn Johnson, if you know what I mean.
I thought this post was funny. The guy that does Withleather now did a post on this same story and it sucked. Please start posting on Withleather again. The new guy just isn’t very funny. He tries to incorporate the same type of sick humor but fails miserably.
Note to self: Ditch Shawn Johnson plans.
America: Even our gymnasts are fat.
gotta be honest. she’s not worth going to jail for.