JON STEWART PWNED CNBC
03.05.09CNBC’s Rick Santelli — a man who is PISSED that homeowners are getting bailed out the in same way that the banks and automakers were — backed out of a guest appearance on “The Daily Show.” In what may be a related story, last night Jon Stewart devoted a full eight minutes to tearing apart CNBC’s horrifically lazy and incorrect reporting on the nation’s financial crisis. This is the Daily Show at its best: sharp, angry, and dismantling an institution’s arrogance.
How are you guys getting through the recession/depression? I keep my money in my socks. And I’ve taken a second job at a Port Authority toilet stall. You should stop by sometime.
[The Daily Show via Dave Chen]

You’re still buying socks? Elitist.
How am I surviving the economic recession? I’ve increased the cost I charge for moustache rides. I know it’s a hardship on my loyal customers, but sometimes you have to be willing to part with a nickel for a little fun.
How are you guys getting through the recession/depression? I keep my money in my socks.
I don’t make any money. Take that banks!
Financial news rape never felt so statistical.
Jon Stewart, I will say it again…
I love you and want to have your babies.
Why should we let companies and overly-ambitious homeowners suffer for their own mistakes?
Eat the rich; they make their own gravy!
If they owned CNBC anymore, they would have to whip it and rename it Toby.
And I make money by giving massages with full release. It’s not gay if you hate doing it.
From now on I only take financial advice from basic cable show comedians. I wonder what Joel McHale thinks of all this mess?
Is Jon Stewart just using the Daily Show now to create an audition tape for Press Secretary? He’s starting to sound too much like oh-so-wry Robert Gibbs.
you’dliketoknow: Jon Stewart is a genius and if you even say something bad about him again I will rape you in the eye socket.
YOU are all idiots if you agree with Jon Stewart listen to ppl like Rick did anyone here go to school to study this stuff Obama is taking our country to hell in a hand basket and maybe he should just go to hell
I lost my house, and I fought to keep it….it is a load of crap that the scam mortgage artists can come in and take everything you have, you have no idea what kind of circumstances that occur.. you have a sick hubby or a disabled child and you have to take care of, go to dr’s clinics, and even testing centers, and when your insurance doesn’t pay for it?? What do you do??? You put it on your credit card, you have to make choices…It may not be the ones you choose however, you do what you have to do….It is life and adult choices, it makes me angry I lost my house after 18 years of equity, but, hey I got screwed…grow up…shit happens
Obama is taking our country to hell in a hand basket and maybe he should just go to hell
Yes, everything was fine until that dastardly Obama showed up.
Thanks for dispelling the misconception that the internet is populated by retards.
this bailout money is our money. we should stop giving it to the rich. they dont care about us and i dont care about them. its all hitlers fault!
There’s a recession?
/lights cigar with hundred dollar bill and cracks open a Faberge egg
“I find cheap populism arousing.” –Jon Stewart, telling everyone who’s watched his show for five minutes something they already know.