File under “Everything’s Coming Up Lohan”: Labor Pains, a “comedy” starring Lindsay Lohan that wrapped production last summer, won’t be released in theaters and is instead headed straight to the basic cable wonderland of ABC Family.
The comedy will premiere on ABC Family, a source for the film’s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, confirmed… The movie will debut on the cable channel in July 2009, with a DVD release coming in August.
…Lindsay plays a woman who fakes being pregnant to save herself from being fired and is then forced to keep the lie going for nine months.
Yes, yes. Excellent. Lindsay’s so close to soft-core porn I can taste it — equal parts salty and sweet. I think that’s the sweat and desperation.
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Keeps it going for nine months? But usually women dont’ start to show for the first two/three months, so it’d be SEVEN months she’d have to keep the charade going (which is considerably shorter than it’s been that she’s keeping her charade of a career going)
I will never ever watch this.
Like labor pains, this is something I will never experience first hand.
I think she will have a brief stopover to the next Lifetime movie before she goes to the Skinemax.