STEPHEN COLBERT ON ‘TODAY’ FTW
03.19.09Stephen Colbert went on “The Today Show” to promote Monsters Vs. Aliens (he plays the president in the movie), and after insulting half of the cast of “Today,” he finished the interview with Meredith Whatserface by subtly insinuating that a lot of people are sick of talking about Twitter. Or at least that’s what I assume it means when you say “twatted” on live national TV. It’s possible that I’m projecting.
[full interview at Videogum]

oh great…now I get to picture Meredith Viera twatting when I close my eyes. Thanks for that Morning Glow.
Meredith also said she “twatted;” I’m going to assume she meant, instead of using twitter, that she likes to eat pussy.
Colbert is my #1 FILF. Oh yes…yesss…
Even better would have been if Vieira pointed at him and shouted, “Why are you avoiding the question, Mr Colbert?”
(this is actually just a test to see if my avvy from FD comes up when I post under the same name, the lame joke is just my cover)
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there was no coverage and he wanted to share the moment with Jazzlover36 and JethroCull.
That was nice, but I’d have preferred it if he’d said, “No, I don’t use Twitter. I’m not an eighth-grade girl.”