03.27.09 THIS BURGER JUST GOT ME HARD

I’ll only eat a Carl’s Jr. burger if it was pressed against Padma Lakshmi’s crotch.

I’m still waiting for bacon to start loving me back.

I want to go to there.

the best fastfood burger ever? angry whopper, NO ONE DENIES THIS

I will think about this ad as I make love to some warm ground beef. What? Don’t act like you’re not thinking about doing it, too.

Well I wasn’t thinking about doing it! Dammit.

/brb

If that burger was chained up in my basement it would be a lot sexier.

If there’s mayo involved… no thanks.

ugh… food and sex just isn’t my bag, baby.

She’s hot…as long as you forget that she used to fuck Salman Rushdie regularly. Also…BILF?

There was a hamburger in that movie? I especially like the part where her top came off. Or was that just me that saw that?

Pft, that’s exactly how I eat every meal

In a related story, I’m not allowed within 300 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese

I’m not thinking about making love to warm ground beef, but thanks to you lil comment I’m thinking about YOU making love to warm ground beef.

and i’m strangely okay with it

Padma Lakshmi knows that was a cow once, right?

Keep in mind that Salman Rushdie gets to bang this chick every night.

Hmm..so if I get a Fatwa declared against me does that mean I too will probably get an incredibly hot chick?

/thinks of offensive things to say

Mohammed wears Joe Boxers
Allah is a Duke fan
Mohammed is the Smoke Monster from Lost

Padma? I hardly know Ma!

She knows Tim. She just doesn’t care and that is what makes her a rebel.

What is a Carl’s Jr.?

A “Carl’s Jr” is where Californians go when they feel like eating something a little more fancy than a shit sandwhich.

I saw this commercial online too, but it was for Hardee’s. Is Hardees and Carls Jr now the same thing

It’s what we folks here call Hardee’s.

And i’m Hardee as a fucking rock after watching that ad.

Why is she wearing curtains?

Hey did she use to do that one dude with the book?

“Keep in mind that Salman Rushdie gets to bang this chick every night.”

Not anymore; they divorced a couple of years ago. However, the fact that she willingly banged him for a few years should take her out of the “I’d Hit That” pool.

What is a Carl’s Jr.?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mtnt4FAiE