03.03.09 THE ROOTS SHOULD HAVE HOSTED

I second that notion. I find that Drinking makes ME very, very funny. Fallon should give that a try.

Was he shaking nervously with the microphone there?

Switch to decaf, dude. And a gravity bong.

The interview with DeNiro was so bad that it made Paris Hilton watchable on Craig Ferguson’s show. Enough said.

Was Conan this bad when he first started? At least he had Andy Richter to take some of the heat off.

Space Train is now a synonym for Epic Fail.

In my experience, drinking makes me looser and more charming. How else am I gonna write so well in the morning?

It also helps get rid of these damned shakes.

The Roots also should have hosted and written the monologue. I wouldn’t have been so disappointed if they’d tried something awesome and totally failed, but it looked like a high school kid pretending to do a talk show.

It was a Space Trainwreck.

The ‘Weekend Update’ style opening monologue works for him. Just slow it down a bit.

They spent a year getting ready for this and the best they could come up with was giving people $10 if they licked a brand new lawn mower or a goldfish bowl? Holy shit that is amateur.

And I hate to admit this, but Justin Timberlake is entertaining. Like is he actually talented.

Timberlake should have a late night show, I didnt know the guy was funny.

Oh, he was just nervous because he was scared of all the black people in his band.

yeah you’re right…Timberlake should totally stop making hundreds of millions of dollars touring the world to host a daily late night show, doubling or tripling his work load for less money…good call…

I mean, I’m no career consultant…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night

I hope they keep him on the air because the roots are the shit!