03.30.09 THE SHAMWOW GUY BEAT UP A HOOKER

the first half of the hooker blood… starts to come up! you followin’ me, camera guy?

The first step of Billy Mays’ evil plan has been set in motion….

There’s a Chris Brown joke in here somewhere…..

Never kiss a hooker! they don’t swallow, but they do catch and spit. never forget.

Was he in the wrong here? Maybe, but it was still cruel of the mugshot cop to make him wear her coat.

$750 a night hotel room!? $1000 hookers?! That guy? Really!?!?

Mutombo’s lady friend is curious if he used his head set?

Wait, you can get arrested for beating up a hooker? Isn’t this still America, goddammit?!

The Shamwow perfect for cleaning up the nastiest crime scenes!

Playing devil’s advocate here, but what the fuck are you supposed to do if someone clamps down like a banshee on your second most sensitive part?

… And it’s not like you can’t ask her to stop, either.

so was she german? cause you know the germans always make good stuff

He does make his living using his tongue, yknow!??!

Even Manuel Noriega thinks he has bad skin.

Is he wearing a hospital gown?

If I was Shlomi (still cant’ believe that’s actually his name), I wouldn’t ahve paid $1000 for sex. I would’ve offered her $500 and if she acts in THE NEXT TEN MINUTES she’ll get DOUBLE the amount of Shlomi salami!

Still, ever had a hooker bite your tongue? That shit is fucking angering! Vince Shlomi – sticking up for Johns everywhere (and then helping them clean up afterwards)

can you see how this went down? she said no kissing… he’s all drunk & he tried kissing… she said NO KISSING but tried being all like any drunk whore & his drunk arse thought she was playing… he kissed anyway & slid that tongue in there (gak, she’s a whore)… she clamped down enough to get his attention & he said “aaaaa aa aa a aa gaaahhh rek go er eye kung ikch” and started swatting her gourd. furk yes she let go…
for a full G plus room I kiss what I want where I want

and for the record, anyone bites your tongue, you fire for effect.
tongues come off REAL easy

Not only is the damage up top, but *lifting up hooker’s skirt*, THERE’S your mildew, that’s gonna smell.

shylock slapchopped the shit out o that bitch…

The guy’s name is Vince Shlomi, is it really a surprise to hear that he solicits and beats up hookers?

Does she take Mastercard?

He was overheard telling her, “you’ll love my nuts.”

I heard her original price was $2000 but since he called her fiteen minutes after her ad she gave him a discount, because you know she cant do that all day.

Benecio Del Toro is the sham wow guy??

Sham woww!!! If he beats the crap out of hookers he’d do it to other ladies too !!! Now he does the slap chop since the hooker beating days!! Get rid of the bum!!!