So Barbara Walters was talking about only having one luxury, then Joy Behar was like, “A vibrator!” then Babs was all, “That’s not a luxury, that’s a NECESSITY!” Then she clarified that the vibrator was for Joy, not her. Then Joy was like, “Better a vibrator than a DEFBRILLATOR!” Which is funny, because Barbara Walters is old and about to die. Then Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” was all, “OMG that’s disgusting!” so then Sherri Shepherd was like, “Maybe we should send Mika a vibrator!”

Then I barfed. Go ahead, picture these women using a vibrator. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna go through this trauma alone.