I f-cking wish.
Good news, everybody! The United Nations has solved every single international crisis on Earth! Or at least that’s what I’m assuming, since that’s the only logical reason why the U.N. would take the time to have a panel on “Battlestar Galactica.” From the Chicago Tribune:
On March 17, there will be a “Battlestar” retrospective at the U.N. in New York and a panel discussion of how the show examined issues such as “human rights, children and armed conflict, terrorism, human rights and reconciliation and dialogue among civilizations and faith,” according to Sci Fi.
On the panel will be two “BSG” executive producers, stars Mary McDonnel and Edward James Olmos, the special representative of the Secretary-General for Children and Armed Conflict, the deputy director of the New York office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights, and the assistant secretary-general for policy planning. And best of all…
The panel will be moderated by “Battlestar” fan Whoopi Goldberg.
Wow. I can hardly believe the last Administration went to war without the U.N.’s approval.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/12/portlandia-battlestar-1-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/05/nerds-150x150.gif)
I would do god-awful things to Ms. Helfer.
The after-seminar reception will be held in Edward James Olmos’s facial craters.
Frack!
(Also, little known fact. Tricia Helfer has a place on my street and she’s got the prettiest face I’ve ever seen, but surprisingly large hips)
Sudanese Representative: “Umm, could we address the genocide and starvation in my country next?”
Secretary General: “Sorry, we have to give Lou Ferigno a lifetime achievement award.”
Sudanese Representative: “Maybe next Thursday then…”
Nothing will get done because Finland’s ambassador won’t stop doing his nations’ native dance.
diplomats are as retarded as the fucking actors now.
March 17th? Something tells me that the representative from Ireland won’t be attending this shindig.