WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: OBAMA. AGAIN.
03.24.09
President Obama Press Conference (all networks) — In his most beneficent and magnanimous act as our nation’s leader, Barack Obama pre-empts “American Idol” and “According to Jim.”
The Royal Tenenbaums (IFC) — The most enjoyable of the Wes Anderson films. Which is to say, the least grating. Uh oh, I just said something bad about someone’s favorite movie! Alert the film snobs!
Dogg After Dark (MTV) — Under no circumstances should you watch MTV between 8:30 and 9:00 p.m. This show is mercilessly awful.
NBA Basketball (TNT) — Double-header: Pistons at Bulls followed by Rockets at Jazz. Yeah, I know: it’s a slow night.
Bad Girls Club (Oxygen) — The Season 3 finale. From the TV Guide description: “Sarah informs Noah about her sextracurricular activities in Cancun. Emotions run high when the ladies bid adieu — but not before demolishing the house on their way out.” Shame. It would have been way better to demolish the house with everyone still inside.
Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale (Comedy Central) — Who cares if it’s not new? It’s f-ckin’ Jim Gaffigan. Set your DVR for 10:00.
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Sextracurricular?
There wasn’t a kidnapping, but he fuckin pistol whipped that kid from CNN.
Ed Henry is being fitted with neuticles as we speak.
Buddy’s right. Where’s my hovercar? And the hologram sex? It’s all the president’s fault.
There wasn’t a kidnapping, but he fuckin pistol whipped that kid from CNN.
You’re right, Buddy. After it took the Republicans eight long years to fuck everything up, we should all be pissed that Obama hasn’t solved everything in two months.
Keep stamping your feet impatiently. I’ll be standing next to you making the wanking gesture.
If the president would just work an attempted kidnapping into his speech, 24-style, and then mercilessly insult a couple of aspiring singers, most of America would stop complaining about his frequent tv appearances.
Welcome to the United States of Awesome, suckers.
Goddamnit, Wes Anderson did Rushmore didn’t he. I thought he did Election, and I had a gag that played on that oriental linguistic stereotype of using “R”s instead of “L”s. Or is it “L”s instead of “R”s? Can i get a luring on this?
Yeah Otto cuz he’s been doing such a swell job up til now.
I think Obama should talk about how Dodd is a cock sucker
Is Obama ever gonna get off my TV and just be president?
Seriously, he should get back to the main task at hand — restoring confidence in the markets. I think he needs to find some kind of way to address as many Americans as possible and discuss the topic. If only there were some sort of mass medium he could use to reach us all at once.
Is Obama ever gonna get off my TV and just be president? Doesn’t he have other things to do?
HEY! I saw the Royal Tenenbaums why would you make fun of it?!
Oh right.
Hot Pocket
Insulting the Royal Tennenbaums???!?! You go to hell, sir. You go to hell & you die!!