tv-pot Authorities in South Carolina seized approximately 21 pounds of marijuana — a street value estimated at $50,000 — that had been hidden inside a television set, part of what appears to be a two-pronged assault on keeping people from enjoying Adult Swim on Cartoon Network.

Harley, a sheriff’s office narcotic detection dog, alerted on the package although the shippers tried to use Tobasco [sic] sauce in between layers of cellophane wrapped around five packages of marijuana to prevent their detection.

No no no!  You don’t use Tabasco, you use coffee!  Um, is what I read on the Internet.  No, I didn’t read it.  I heard about it.  From some pothead I barely even knew.  I think he’s in jail now.  Or dead.  Because drugs are bad.  **backs slowly away from story**