04.03.09 ALL THE KENNY POWERS AUDIO TAPES

Fans of HBO’s “Eastbound and Down” are already familiar with the inspirational audiobook that Danny McBride’s Kenny Powers listens to, “You’re F-cking Out, I’m F-cking In” by Kenny Powers (read by Kenny Powers).  Over its six-episode run, Kenny regularly listened to the audiotapes, which include such gems as:

“Just ask my second wife Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper.”
“Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I just feel that America’s the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good.  That used to be called patriotism.”
“I’ve been blessed with many things in this life.  An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a f-ckin’ scientist.”
“I love women, every f-ckin’ one of ‘em.  Even the ugly as sh-t ones.  But don’t ask me to trust ‘em.  Not even nuns.  Because every pair of tits comes with a gapin’ hole of need.”

Anyway, this video is every clip of the audiotapes from the show.  Enjoy.  It beats reading whatever I have to say.  All I’ve got are some awesome war stories and a great head of hair.