AND NOW, WATERSKIING MONKEYS
04.24.09TV news today is boring and crappy, while outside is sunny and 70 degrees. And if that doesn’t call for waterskiing monkeys to hurry us toward the end of the work day, then I don’t know what does.
Anyway, this is Momoko and Lilly, two macaque monkeys who can waterski on wakeboards, and before you ask: yes, of course this happens in Japan. Prepare for additional mind-blowing when the monkeys DRIVE SPEEDBOATS. And then one drives the speedboat for the other one to waterski! Holy crap! Is this world we live in not f-cking amazing?!
I’m sorry, I just get a little excited about monkeys doing cool things. If you don’t like it you can suck macaque.
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Made my day
I feel sorry for the monkeys. I hope the trainers get Ebola.
People googling “animal watersports” are going to be sorely disappointed, sir.
Japan is just fucking pimp.
” If you don’t like it you can suck macaque.”
You wrote this whole post just for that line. Proving that you are indeed a comic genius.