Every time I see a clip of Andy Rooney on CBS’s “60 Minutes,” I want it to never end.  This clip is 37 seconds.  I can barely tie my shoes in 37 seconds.  When I was younger I could tie them faster, but I’ve slowed down as I’ve gotten older.  Seagulls never seem to get old, though.  I hear them and I think of the beach, and what kind of garbage they might have eaten yesterday.  I can’t remember what I ate yesterday, but it probably wasn’t garbage.  That’s the great thing about potato chips — you can eat them.

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