CATFIGHT!
04.13.09
Kelly Killoren Bensimon, the unmarried “housewife” who was added to this season’s cast of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” has continued her assault on castmate Bethenny Frankel, who is also unmarried, in case you were wondering if the name of the show is in any way accurate.
Bensimon, who last month was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend, opened up to Harper’s Bazaar, where she smoothed over some of her perceived rough edges. Nah just kidding. She was a total bitch.
On her response to costar, Bethenny Frankel calling her “inauthentic”:
“Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren duPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She’s not authentic. All she does is sit there and cry all the time. I’m like, you’re crying about guys? And shut up. Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”On why she agreed to “Real Housewives of New York”:
“I wanted to put my name up there. I was like, it’s not enough for New York to know me. I wanted the rest of America to know me. I have a great life. I have a lot of fun.”
Wow, what an amazing person. And to think I wouldn’t have known how great she is if she hadn’t told me. That was so nice of her. We should really do something for her in return. Like bury her in wet cement and drop her into the East River.
[via LIVE]
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I am SICK of Kelly!!! She is so out of touch with reality and obviously VERY unintelligent. She should be embarassed to let e rest of the world see how incredibly STUPID she is!!
I believe that ambassador for wool means she like to go down on the ladies…or she has a thing for sheep
I wonder what would happen if these people actually met someone who mattered to the world.
Larry Page: I help create Google and thus forever changing the way people obtain information. In fact the name “google” is now a verb.
Stupid bitch: I tell people wool is good and take it up the ass, but not up the ass in a normal way, but a more sexy way. Now please go away. I only talk to the whorish daughters and grand daughters of people like you.
I know she’s cool because she uses “like” in every other sentence, and doesn’t own a bra apparently
Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”
Sheep. They’re authentic ambassadors for wool.
On why she agreed to “Real Housewives of New York”:
“I wanted to put my name up there. I was like, it’s not enough for New York to know me. I wanted the rest of America to know me. I have a great life. I have a lot of fun.”
I smell a good premise for an upcoming episode of South Park…
Being an ambassador for wool must be embarassing during bikini season.