C.S.*SIGH*: ‘CSI’ MOVIE IN THE WORKS
04.22.09God only knows what a full-length movie could possibly add to the “CSI” franchise, but that’s not going to stop a CSI movie from being made, according to That Guy With The Beard. But That Guy With The Beard (who shaved his beard, which totally F’s up my worldview) insists that this is about the story, not boatloads of cash.
“Yes, there will be a movie. I can understand people are a little trepidatious because of the franchise around the world and how well it’s doing. Usually people leave it until a series has finished – they did that with the X-Files and Sex and the City. But it’s about finding the right story – there has got to be a real reason to do it. You don’t just do it because you want to make money – you do it because there’s a story that can’t be told on TV and needs to be told from CSI’s perspective and the audience wants it. And we can’t wait for CSI to end or Grissom will be about 90,” he told the Radio Times.
Person: Check out this movie. It’s about a team of Las Vegas investigators who get wrapped up in a gruesome crime that reveals the ugly grit behind the city’s sheen of glitz and bright lights.
Me: Wow, sounds good. What’s it called?
Person: CSI: The Movie.
Me: **puts both thumbs down, makes fart noise**
[Requisite Warming Glow NOTE: This post will do a quick 180 if it's CSI: Miami: The Movie.]


I haven’t watched a second of this show since Morphius matrixed his way onto the show. If Margie gets naked though, I’m there. Still waiting for that after her lack of boobs in Species. Fucking cock tease.
I’m with Ufford, especially if it means Emily Procter gets nekkid again…
I can’t wait to see the name GRISSOM up on the Marquis.
I’m all for Marg Helgenberger’s cans on a big screen, honestly.
That picture looks like the cover for Twilight 14: Still Biting!
Quite honestly, I would forgive just about anything if it contained a suitably tactless Horatio quip because the idea of that in a fucking cinema and YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at a thousand decibels makes me happy in my pants just a little.
WWSM is right. I think the villain in the film is going to be a chalky fiber laxative.
Umm…. the first X-Files movie was in the middle of the series. His example completely contradicts his point.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO greenlighted this? Who who? Who who?
by the way, in the Telegraph article, William Peterson looks, like, 85 years old.
If they’re doing a CSI movie, it should involve Las Vegas, Miami, and New York.
It should also involve midget strippers, pony rides, a mythical talking dragon, and perhaps a car chase.
// call me, Ovitz.
[Requisite Warming Glow NOTE: This post will do a quick 180 if it's CSI: Miami: The Movie.]
Bald Guy: So I understand since we’re a movie, we can show nudity.
Caruso: Bright lights… (sunglasses) big titties.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!