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Warming Links are brought to you this morning by mezcal.  Mezcal!  They say it’s not tequila, but it pretty much is.

I like the part where he hates everyone: An excellent recap of the most recent episode of “Real Housewives of New York City.”  [Videogum]

Why Twitter was invented: Oprah may have caused a 43% spike for Twitter traffic, but the greatest living Tweeter remains Kenny Powers.  How’d he do the finger dealie?  [Twitter]

Benny Hill music makes everything better: Otherwise this would just be a regular car chase with lots of U-turns. [College Humor]

Almost as good as the show about tasing obnoxious  parents: A new BBC show called “The School of Silence” will put noisy children through “intensive silence training.”  Yes, yes, a million times yes. [Guardian UK]

Commence wanking motion: Regis Philbin will return to host “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” for a special run of 11 episodes in August.  That’s terrific.  I was so nostalgic for him to return. [TV Week]

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