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I like the part where he hates everyone: An excellent recap of the most recent episode of “Real Housewives of New York City.” [Videogum]
Why Twitter was invented: Oprah may have caused a 43% spike for Twitter traffic, but the greatest living Tweeter remains Kenny Powers. How’d he do the finger dealie? [Twitter]
Benny Hill music makes everything better: Otherwise this would just be a regular car chase with lots of U-turns. [College Humor]
Almost as good as the show about tasing obnoxious parents: A new BBC show called “The School of Silence” will put noisy children through “intensive silence training.” Yes, yes, a million times yes. [Guardian UK]
Commence wanking motion: Regis Philbin will return to host “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” for a special run of 11 episodes in August. That’s terrific. I was so nostalgic for him to return. [TV Week]


A “School of Silence” mention without a Milford School/Buster Bluth joke? For shame!
wanna pet my wiener?
no, you sicko, I didn’t mean THAT.
I meant, wanna jerk me off?
I thought people who twitter were called twats.
That’s Drew holding the bun isn’t it? You gotta get up real early to pull a fast one on me.