04.10.09 DIABLO CODY AND TORI SPELLING ON ‘90210′

Coming up on next Tuesday’s “90210,” Tori Spelling returns to the show to revive her famous character Donna Martin.  Famous for being the second-most unattractive chick on the original version of the show (sorry, Gabrielle Carteris).  In this alternate reality, Donna has become a fashion designer and has earned the honor of dressing uber-hipstress screenwriter Diablo Cody for the red carpet.

Video below is courtesy TV Addict.  Questions to ask yourself as you watch:  Is it still painful to watch Tori Spelling act?  Is it possible that Diablo Cody’s woodenness actually makes Tori look better?  Would I have loved to be an extra in a famous episode of “90210″ so I could have shouted, “Donna Martin masturbates!”?  Yes, yes, and most definitely yes.