evan-rachel-wood-gq“Can I call you back?  I’m tied up at the moment.”

Evan Rachel Wood, the Thirteen star who is a presumed sexual deviant, will join the cast of HBO’s “True Blood” at the end of Season 2 as Sophie-Anne, the “vampire queen of Louisiana.”  From Michael Ausiello:

She’s a 500-year-old vampire from France who is charming, wily, ruthless and wise. She’s a consummate diplomat who has (or had) many of history’s most famous people on speed dial… A True Blood insider tells me that Wood is booked for two episodes, both of which will air towards the end of the show’s upcoming second season. But rest assured, if the show is renewed for a third season (and, please, it will be), Wood will be back.

This makes sense.  She’s pale, she can mail in her performance and still have a more believable accent than anyone else on that show, and she’s experienced at biting people.  Or so I assume.  I mean, you don’t date Marilyn Manson and every co-star twenty years your senior without having some seriously kinky kinks.  I look at her and think, “Now that’s a woman who owns a ball gag.”  Which is one of the nicest compliments a girl can get, really.

(image caption courtesy FilmDrunk commenter DeFrank)