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Legendary sex symbol Farrah Fawcett — who will only be pictorially depicted here as Hot Farrah, never as Crazy Farrah or Cancer Farrah — continues to struggle with cancer of the ass, her troubled son Redmond O’Neal admitted in a recent court hearing.  Drug-addicted Redmond O’Neal, 24, cited his mother’s illness as a reason he wanted to get clean.

“I want to be there for my mother,” O’Neal said in a barely audible voice, referring to Fawcett. “She weighs about 86 pounds. I’m upset with myself. My timing sucks.”

Man, I haven’t weighed 86 pounds since I was a junior in high school.  I was a sickly child.  A bit of a late bloomer.

O’Neal has battled drug addiction for years. Several weeks ago he was kicked out of rehab after testing positive for methamphetamine and when traces of heroin were found in his room, prosecutors said.

O’Neal’s right: this is horrible timing.  When your family members get cancer, it just totally messes up your getting-high-on-meth schedule.