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In case you’re not up to speed on “Grey’s Anatomy” news, Katherine Heigl’s endless diva bitching has led to her character Izzy getting a brain tumor that supposedly leaves her only a 5% chance of survival.  Meanwhile, T.R. Knight, who plays dough-faced pansy George, asked to be released from his contract last fall, leading to this spoiler from Michael Ausiello:

[Knight's] wish may be granted by an upcoming story line that finds… George marching off to war as an Army medic. Just as the season wraps up, George gets injured in the line of duty, leaving his fate up in the air for viewers — and even Knight himself. “T.R. doesn’t know whether George lives or dies,” explains a source close to the show. “And, as a result, he doesn’t know whether or not he has to come back next season.”

Originally I had this big long paragraph that applied logic to this scenario and broke down all the different ways this is totally retarded and in no way realistic for either Knight’s character or the military, but it was pretty boring and the whole process was like trying to debate a six-year-old.  So just take my word for it: I could totally kick a six-year-old’s ass in a debate.  Also, “Grey’s Anatomy” BLOWS.  I’m dead serious when I say I’d rather live in Fallujah for a month than watch every season of that show on DVD.

Image source. P.S. I wanna punch this photo.