HALLE BERRY DANCES TO ‘HALLE BERRY’
04.01.09
Halle Berry went on “Ellen” yesterday to promote her new fragrance — because what woman wouldn’t want to smell like Halle Berry? — and Ellen made her dance to Hurricane Chris’s “She’s Fine (Halle Berry),” which is apparently some sort of YouTube sensation. I haven’t really heard of it before now, because the only music I listen to is Mozart, jazz recorded before 1965, alt-country rejected by the Nashville establishment, and bands that fewer than 100 people have heard of. Look at me, I’m a fancy boy! I can get my nose higher than you!
Videos below: Halle Berry shaking her ass, and the official video for “She’s Fine.”
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I’ve met Halle Berry and she is DAMN fine.
Damn this woman gets finer with age. Like a fine wine
Get it? A berry getting old and turning into wine, which gets better with age. Get it?
I bet Ellen’s 6 inch clit was hard during this.
When I said I wanted to see Halle Berry grind with a lesbian, this is not what I meant.
Halle Berry, one of the hottest women alive. When she tries to be hot though, she is wholly unappealing, as evidenced by that clip, as well as the movie Catwoman.
I wouldn’t fuck Halle Berry with Ellen DeGeneris’ dick. Because I’d want to use my own, you see.