IT’S SAD WHEN BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LOSE
04.29.09
Country singer Chuck Wicks and his partner/girlfriend Julianne Hough were voted off “Dancing with the Stars” last night, even though they didn’t deserve to be, according to some people who actually watch the show.
‘The Bachelor’s’ Melissa Rycroft had a lower score as the result of her rib injury, while bull rider Ty Murray has been the most inconsistent dancer of the season. But bless him, Ty is still hanging on! It was great that he got to show up Len Goodman, who told him Monday night it’s about time he hit the trail.
The real tragedy is that Chuck and Julianne are both damn good-looking, and the voters have robbed us of them because they’re jealous. Most Americans are fat and/or unattractive, so they band together to make life harder for good-looking people. It’s true. We talk about it at the meetings all the ti– Oh no! I just broke the first two rules of Beautiful People Club!
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I love Julianne. She makes my penis go “ba bum babum” to the music.
The biggest crime of all is that people actually sit and watch this show.
The real crime here is that Hough is Mormon.
No drinky; no sexy; no fun.
It’s like having a ferrari you can only drive 35.
I didn’t know that there was a good-looking couple competing on this show…if I’d known that, I might have watched it instead of just watching myself in the mirror dancing to my favorite Q Lazzarus tune.