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04.03.09 JESSICA BIEL STRIPS ON ‘ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’

When people find out I’m a TV blogger, they’ll often ask, “Isn’t ‘Access Hollywood’ the best show on television?”  And I say yes.  Yes it is.

Okay, maybe none of that is true, but still, the “Ax-wood” producer who greenlit the story about Jessica Biel learning the art of strip tease definitely deserves a promotion.  Yes, stripping IS an art, and I’m not just saying that to agree with Jessica Biel.  Although since she and I have so much in common, we should probably just go ahead and do it.  Relieve that tension between us.

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There are 7 comments about:
JESSICA BIEL STRIPS ON ‘ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’

April 3rd, 2009 at 11:47 am
La Schmoove says:

I want to go to there.

April 3rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
RobertStoneHandsRoyal says:

If I knew this was going to be posted, I wouldn’t have spent my time beating off to Southland.

April 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
jackin'4beats says:

I just jizzed on my keyboard. Thanks Matt.

April 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

You know what else is so much harder than you ever imagined, Jessica?

(My penis.)

April 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
porky1 says:

So, an entire movie about the subplot from THE WRESTLER?

Oh yeah, I’ll be NetFlixing this a year from now…

April 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm
dudeman says:

no one who looks like that needs to strip…you just find a dude to buy everything for you

April 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
DoucheNozzle says:

Now I have chappedshaft. Thanks Matt. Asshole.

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