Comments on: JESSICA BIEL STRIPS ON ‘ACCESS HOLLYWOOD’

By: DoucheNozzle

DoucheNozzle — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:04:20 +0000

Now I have chappedshaft. Thanks Matt. Asshole.

dudeman — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:42:37 +0000

no one who looks like that needs to strip…you just find a dude to buy everything for you

porky1 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:39:23 +0000

So, an entire movie about the subplot from THE WRESTLER?

Oh yeah, I’ll be NetFlixing this a year from now…

Tim Was Tim — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:24:43 +0000

You know what else is so much harder than you ever imagined, Jessica?

(My penis.)

jackin'4beats — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:21:46 +0000

I just jizzed on my keyboard. Thanks Matt.

RobertStoneHandsRoyal — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:56:17 +0000

If I knew this was going to be posted, I wouldn’t have spent my time beating off to Southland.

La Schmoove — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:47:45 +0000

I want to go to there.