Comments on: ‘LOST’ GUY SUED FOR UNWANTED MOTORBOATING http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating A much better television blog than you deserve Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:58:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: MrSparkle07 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3850 MrSparkle07 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:16:29 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3850 "In his defense, he was just trying to get back into her hatch." So. Much. Win. Warming Glow now needs a Comments of the Week section. “In his defense, he was just trying to get back into her hatch.”

So. Much. Win.

Warming Glow now needs a Comments of the Week section.

]]> By: Leapin_Lizards http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3841 Leapin_Lizards Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:57:39 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3841 What he should've done is when she stopped him, he could look surprised and then say "Wait...you're not Penny! Where am I?". I do it ALL the time and it works. /written from prison What he should’ve done is when she stopped him, he could look surprised and then say “Wait…you’re not Penny! Where am I?”. I do it ALL the time and it works.

/written from prison

]]> By: Jessica Dwyer http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3830 Jessica Dwyer Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:04:15 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3830 About the motorboating. Exactly...did she just let him repeatedly fall between her boobs? I mean seriously? About the motorboating. Exactly…did she just let him repeatedly fall between her boobs? I mean seriously?

]]> By: Hef http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3828 Hef Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:24:03 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3828 I thought attractive people had a different set of rules from you normal people. Is this not the case? I thought attractive people had a different set of rules from you normal people. Is this not the case?

]]> By: Whowillsexmutombo? http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3827 Whowillsexmutombo? Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:29:20 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3827 In his defense, he was just trying to get back into her hatch. In his defense, he was just trying to get back into her hatch.

]]> By: eliza Do-little http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3826 eliza Do-little Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:29:10 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3826 Having been the victim of a sexual assault in the past, far be it from me to ever use the “she was asking for it” justification, but riddle me this, how does one pull off an unwanted motorboat? Was it a team effort with someone behind her holding her in place? Having lived in Italy – one of the most sexually aggressive countries in the world – I’m sadly accustomed to skeezy douchebags thinking they can touch when they can’t, thus, let me assure you that the douche charged in this incident would’ve heard some Italian expletives and received a hearty punch in the throat before his face got anywhere near my beautiful décolletage. Why the hell would she just stand there and take it? Having been the victim of a sexual assault in the past, far be it from me to ever use the “she was asking for it” justification, but riddle me this, how does one pull off an unwanted motorboat? Was it a team effort with someone behind her holding her in place? Having lived in Italy – one of the most sexually aggressive countries in the world – I’m sadly accustomed to skeezy douchebags thinking they can touch when they can’t, thus, let me assure you that the douche charged in this incident would’ve heard some Italian expletives and received a hearty punch in the throat before his face got anywhere near my beautiful décolletage. Why the hell would she just stand there and take it?

]]> By: Pastor of Muppets http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3823 Pastor of Muppets Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:13:50 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3823 Maybe he was drunk and therefore should automatically be forgiven? Maybe he was drunk and therefore should automatically be forgiven?

]]> By: Tim Was Tim http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3821 Tim Was Tim Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:08:26 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3821 It's okay, I'm handsome. It’s okay, I’m handsome.

]]> By: Jessica Dwyer http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3819 Jessica Dwyer Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:05:46 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3819 brbrbrbr brotha. Yeah, like this guy would have to sexually harrass anyone. brbrbrbr brotha.

Yeah, like this guy would have to sexually harrass anyone.

]]> By: Punch Rockgroin http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/04/lost-star-sued-for-unwanted-motorboating/comment-page-1#comment-3818 Punch Rockgroin Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:04:13 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=1933#comment-3818 He knew that was going to happen in the future brotha He knew that was going to happen in the future brotha

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