04.17.09 MODERN SAMURAI CAN CUT ANYTHING

Maybe he can cut anything. But can he cut through my forbidden love’s icy heart?

(That doesn’t really make sense, but I had to get it in.)

That’s what the octopus said.

Guy just seems like a douche, he cut’s objects for a living…

So, he’s like the Ichiro(!)’s of samurais?

Needs more screaming Japanese girls in bikinis and grown men dressed in diapers.

How bored am I at this job that I just sat through ten minutes of “intense-looking asian guy cuts small things with swords”?

Tentacle rape always makes sense.

Eliza, consider yourself lucky. I’m that bored at work, but they’ve blocked the video here.

Those Japanese bitches looked about ready to cream themselves when he walked into that studio.

I fail to see how cutting a soft metal tube is impressive, however. (the previous three were awesome)

The Japanese have discovered that high speed cameras are totally awesome. This is either great news or a sign that the world will soon end.

He’s probably a practitioner of iaido. There are no samurai anymore. They were outlawed in the 19th century during the Meiji restoration when the shogunate was abolished.

everybody’s comments were 10/10 until hashobbit just ruined the whole webpage