dole-man

Imagine a man with bananas on his head, bananas coming out of his ears, a tiny banana mustache, and bananas for hands.  He shoots bananas out of his nose, and his ear-bananas give him the power of flight.  In America, that’s what we call a “f-cked up dream,” and we use it as a reason for not taking peyote before bed.

In Japan, that’s the character they use to sell Dole bananas.  His TV commercial is after the jump.  Be warned: it is 15 seconds of looking directly into the solar eclipse of Japan’s deep-seated national insanity.  Not recommended for children, or anyone who likes bananas.

[Japan Probe]