The second season of HBO’s “True Blood” will begin in June, and the newly released poster is one of those little optical illusions where you’re like, “Is it two faces… or a birdbath?” Except in this case, the birdbath… **puts on sunglasses** …is blood.
(And yes, I think “True Blood” would be 800 times better if David Caruso’s Horatio Caine got a temporary assignment in the bayou.)
(One more thing. I need to fill the rest of the white space in this post, so here are a couple cool optical illusions. In the first one, the circles actually aren’t moving — it’s your eyes playing tricks on you. In the second, is that a dog in a birdbath… or… uhhh… SOMETHING ELSE!?!?!?!)
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in 8th grade art class Mrs. Miller made us draw a lot of stuff like this based on the negative space found in broccoli.
The result?
Broccoli gives me an erection.
I freaking love it. I’m that shows whore. I have no shame.
OH NO! I won’t get all of my really big rings, and ruffle-y shirts back from the cleaners until July!
If that gaptoothed sea-hag didn’t have huge knockers, that shit would have been cancelled after 2 episodes.
I think HBO need to stop fucking around and just admit that this show is really a porno in disguise.