04.10.09 PRINCE WROTE A SONG ABOUT SALMA HAYEK

Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack have been in the news a lot recently, from spicing up “30 Rock” (pictured) to nourishing lucky African babies.  Now —  in what is suspected to be the first-ever trifecta news cycle to unite an NBC sitcom, African babies, and Prince — the Purple Pride of Minnesota has written a song about Hayek. 

The track is entitled ‘Valentina’, which is also the name of Hayek’s daughter with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault. 

The song features the following lyrics: “Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting“.

I won’t lie to you: there’s barely anything relevant here, and certainly nothing funny.  The point of this story is Salma Hayek’s boobs.  And look, there they are, right at the top of the post.  Ta-da!  Great story, Warming Glow!