PUPPETS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
04.16.09I really can’t stand to watch Craig Ferguson. I have no justification for this other than I don’t want to hear a Scottish accent before I go to bed. Is that xenophobic? Maybe. Or maybe it’s patriotism.
That said, I can’t congratulate CBS and Ferguson enough for not using the staid band-announcer-guests opening of every other late night talk show and doing a different cold opening every night. I especially like this one, where he lip-syncs with puppets to “Say Hey (I Love You)” by Michael Franti & Spearhead.
In fact, forget this as a late night act. I want puppets to show up and sing this song to me every morning. It might make me a little less suicidal when I wake up. Might.
[Heart on a Stick via Videogum]

I was the xenophobe player in high school. Chicks love it.
That one puppet looks kinda gay.