R.I.P. BEA ARTHUR
04.27.09On Saturday, legendary comic actress Bea Arthur succumbed to cancer. She was 86.
Arthur was most famous for the caustic wit and baritone voice she brought to Dorothy Zbornak in “Golden Girls” and the scene-stealing Maude Findlay in “All in the Family” — a role that was spun into the hugely popular “Maude” a year later. She won Emmys for both roles, and the New York Times called those characters “two of the most endearing battle-axes in television history.” Prior to that, Arthur had enjoyed a lengthy Broadway career that began in the ’50s, and she served as one of the first female Marines during World War II.
What I find most interesting about Arthur is the traction she maintained in the acerbic world of Internet culture, as the banner picture and nude paintings of her attest. The woman who once said, “Nobody ever asked me to play Juliet” always maintained a sense of humor about herself, volunteering to participate in Comedy Central roasts and starring in a memorable Sex and the City parody.
She will be missed. Especially by people who liked to say they wouldn’t F people with her dick.


One would think with her passing that we would be spared from the heinous wrath of Bea Arthur, but you would be mistaken. Not even the sweet embrace of death can quell her power. She shall rise from the ashes like a sexually-ambiguous Phoenix, and engulf the world in the searing heat of her hot flashes.
Our end draws nigh, and I beseech you: pray that your own death be quick and painless. Your pleads for mercy shall fall on deaf ears.
You just KNOW she was like “I’ll be fuicking DAMNED if I’m gonna die before Estelle Getty!”
Betty White – you’re on deathwatch!
Definitely the coolest chick I ever banged. She will be missed.
Tippin’ my 40 to my homegirl…
Fortunately, she is an organ donor. And by that, I mean she used to fuck people for charity.
“and she served as one of the first female Marines during World War II.”
Never realized this, but probably should have. She would have been great in women’s prison porn.
And by great I mean “scary as hell.”
She was fantastic as Peter Griffin in “Rolling Courage: The Joe Swanson Story”.
Dammit, now I owe Abe Vigoda $5.
Those velicoraptors look better than Sara Jessica Parker.
Did you send the 10000 roses to Bea Arthur’s grave?
No, how many times do I have to tell you? She’s not dead!
She looks better than Sara Jessica Parker in that video.