When Ryan Seacrest was rumored to be dating Teri Hatcher, it cemented my notion that the well-dressed hosting elf was most certainly gay. She’s old and haggy and the kind of star one would only “date” just to get some additional publicity. However, when he goes around with anonymous hot ass, well… maybe he’s gettin’ a little somethin’ out of it, y’know? **makes fellatio motion**
ANYWAY, Seacrest is now dating upscale bartender/low-rent actress Jasmine Waltz. You may remember her from such cinema classics as TV: The Movie and Cheerleader Massacre 2. People says:
Seacrest, 34, met Waltz during a night out at Guy’s, a West Hollywood lounge, a source tells PEOPLE. “They’ve been together for a few months now,” says the source.
After wrapping his American Idolduties last week, Seacrest whisked Waltz off to Paris for a weekend where the couple displayed a lot of PDA.
Ryan must have wooed her with some pretty sweet fancy talk over there. “I love Paris in the spring — there are so many great sales. Let’s go SHOPPING!!!” And then they got nasty with his black AmEx. Because I still kinda think of him as gay. Sorry, Ryan.
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I’m suprised at the article calling Teri Hatcher old and haggy. Yeah she’s more mature, in her 40′s now but she’s still the most beautiful woman out there. Just seeing her smile makes me melt. I think Seacrest was crazy to break up with her. I’d so date her.
my god, seacrest can act!!!!!
@ The Sports Machine
That’s because women are attracted to gay guys. Just sayin’.
There’s no cure for the gay…
I remember Ms. Waltz from such classics as “Stockaded Naked in My Basement.” It wasn’t widely released. But I was.
Jeff Garcia has a smokin hot wife. Just sayin’.
The fact that they met at Gays should tell you something.
Oh GUY’S yeah that’s better. Maybe I could meet a nice girl at Lance’s, or Bruce’s.
Is it wrong that I’m turned on by the thought of M-Uff making fellatio motion???
/Ryan Seacrest
Until I see proof that he’s not just using her for access to her wardrobe, I won’t buy it.