04.01.09 THAT MIGHT NOT BE LEGAL

You should’ve just checked to see if her taco was popped.

If the taco ain’t popped the charges must be dropped.

And may God have mercy on his pole.

Hey, new up! In that guy’s pants!

I’m really not concerned with whether HE gets an erection.

Erections are illegal? I’ll give you my erection when you take it from my cold dead mom’s hands.

Look at third pic, bottom right, tell me thats not Ape and Phil Margera.

^^ bottom left

I’m fully erect right now, and i’m just looking at pics of her. imagine if i had been dancing with her. you’d see the wet spot in HD.

RM that IS Phil and Ape Margera! Good eye! I’ve seen enough of them to know :D

/googles shawn johnson

how cute, he birthday is exactly a week after mine… only she was born IN NINETEEN NINETY FUCKING TWO?!

oh well…

/clicks “images” anyway

It’s not wrong if you imagine yourself at 16 banging her because that is totally legal. Your 16 she’s 17 and it’s just 2 teenagers with out of control hormones.

Picture yourself as you are now banging her and that is just sick and you need to be in jail.

I was just a chubby-on….

He DIDN’T have a boner? What the fuck, is he gay?

Oh wait, he dances for a living. Carry on.

Is it weird that I’d rather watch her do squats and deadlifts than be in a sex video? You just KNOW that lil bitch can shoulder press at least 120 lbs.

If it was a simiple thing as popping over the waistline, he would have fixed it. You wasted your time trying to find an answer for the BONER! Your HD must not be work.
If it looks like a Boner, Woody, Chubby, Stiffy…IT IS!

dont flattr him, its is a boner.. he just doesnt have a big weapon.

Can you blame him for pitching a tent? She’s so fine.