04.24.09 THE BEST WEDDING PRESENT THEY COULD GET

The 8th Plague of Revelation: a Speidi wedding

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are supposedly getting married this weekend, and they’ll also be starring in NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!” this summer.  So: sorry, they’re not going anywhere.  However, they just filmed some promos for “Celebrity” in which they were suspended in harnesses in front of a green screen (photos at Just Jared), and Videogum has sagely put out the call to use these for Photoshop re-imaginings.

I regret that one of these — the Vietnamese execution — was executed in the Videogum comments, but the rest of the Photoshops come from yours truly.  Check back later, as I’ll continue to add new images.  Since this is basically all I want to do with the rest of my life.  Just Photoshop jackasses into stupid pictures.  It’s not much of a consolation, but it’s slightly more legal than firebombing the wedding ceremony.