“The Hills” panel at PaleyFest — like ComicCon, but for TV nerds — had some interesting revelations about the gleaming space-turd that is MTV’s most popular show. Creator Adam DiVello, executive producer Liz Gately, and much of the cast were on hand to answer questions during the roundtable. Some highlights:
On the show being real
Divello: “We’re not 100% documentary. It’s not 24 hours a day. We shoot about four days a week. We go after what is necessary to tell stories.”Do they ask the cast to do recaps and recreate conversations not captured on film?
Most of the panel is quiet and hesitates. Then, there are a few head nods which appear to be signaling a”yes.”On the characters being superficial
Gately: “It’s an escape…These folks do talk about a lot of intelligent things like global warming…We just don’t show it on the show.”On the cast not being hungry for fame
Gately: “None of these people wanted us to invade their life. They are smart, educated people. You can tell when someone shows up and they are not there for right reasons…They just live their lives.”
Oh, and Spencer and Heidi weren’t there, because (it was implied) they’re getting married this weekend. Oh no, I haven’t sent them their wedding gift yet! You can mail dynamite, right?


REALITY SHOW NOT REALITY *my head asplode*
Mail Heidi and Spencer a Russian doll with dynamite in the middle. It’ll take them about 20 days of intense thought before they even get to the last doll anyways…
Russian dolls are like torture for them.
. . . it was already confirmed the show was fake though
This show makes my brain vomit.
Or Paleyfest. Whatever.
Paleycon is a pretty good name for it.
See, I’m wearing a tie, but I’m wearing jeans too. I’m cool like that.
I took Ammo 49 a while back and as I recall, you cannot mail them dynamite. However, you could assemble the same device, placard and label it, and then ship it to them. That would be legal. So you could test the breadth of their education. Just saying is all.
They also gave me a shitty answer when I asked, “What does a shovel feel like when it strikes the back of your skull?”
I’m surprised to find that I have something in common with one of the characters on this show – I’d love to put Lauren Conrad in a headlock. We’re a bit different though, in that he uses his free hand to hold her hand, while I’d use MY free hand to hold a beer bottle. Then a broken beer bottle. Then a few shards of glass. Then maybe an eyeball or something, or I guess a carotid artery if I could get my fingers around it far enough to pull it loose.