04.17.09 UM, YOU CAN’T SAY THAT. EVEN IN CANADA.
The Stanley Cup playoffs have begun, which means it’s crunch time for Candian sports networks like Rogers Sportsnet. I mean, this is bigger than the Grey Cup! Bigger than curling!
And on Wednesday night, reporter Roger Millions was on the scene in Chicago, where Canadia’s own Calgary Flamers were in town to play the Chicago Blackguards. [Ed. Note: I don't watch much hockey.] Problem was, Millions didn’t realize he was on live TV, and then he messed up his report, so… yeah. That’s how words like what I call your mom end up on television.
Probably for the best if he loses his job over this. With a name like “Roger Millions,” he was born to be a game show host. They could call it, “Who Wants to be a C-cksucker?”
