Yes, please: Allure Magazine has a “naked” issue, and in that naked issue are naked pictures of Padma Lakshmi naked and also naked is Eliza Dushku and then some other naked women are also naked. Syntax not gooding no clothes without. [Allure]




Wanking motion, ENGAGE! Simon Cowell threatens to leave “American Idol,” or something. [Mirror]
I wanna dip my balls in it: Thanks to the commenter who pointed out that “The State” is going to be released on DVD in July. Plan your Amazon purchase accordingly. [SciFiWire]
And by “insinuations of gayness” they mean “pictures of him kissing a dude”: Can a gay person win “American Idol”? I’ll save you a click: yes. [New York Times]
You’re going to want to watch this: After the jump is video of an interview with Joe Hileski, “who was rescued while rafting on the Grand River yesterday.” Let’s just say no one’s going to accuse him of being one of the liberal elite. [WZZM 13]


Whoever is portraying Chelsea Handler in that CGI picture up there looks hot.
Padma sure could “palm
my basket “balls”
/sigh
I’ve lost my way. I need Jesus in my life.
I like that she’s naked, but Eliza Dushku looks about 40 there. Also, who is Lynn Collins? And Sharon Leal?
Someone must have told Padma that rug was old and rich.
She’s super hot, and naked, and yet I notice how long Padma’s fingers are. God help me.
I bet she could palm a basketball. Lord what the Hell is wrong with me.
Yay! my post on “the state” got put up! Looks like my years in journalism school paid off!